Thursday, 31 May 2012

Song of the Snickerdoodle

So the long awaited song is actually here. I'm not even sure what to say. I had great fun filming this. I promised that I'd have this song up a week ago so I'm sorry for the lateness. Also I lack the technical expertise to make this video polished and I just know the song has a lot more potential in the right hands. But it's the best I can do. There was supposed to be a piano part but I have failed at adding it in. It was nothing special. The song is the main thing! :D

Lyrics below.

Also just incase you haven't read it before this song was heavily inspired by the fanfic Two Girls One Snail written by Quinn and Bryony. Please check it out because it is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

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Song of the Snickerdoodle

Two young girls named Ari and Gwen
Back to Hogwarts yet again
To magical beasts
And magical feasts
With Phyllis the poisonous snail

Gwen McKee and Ari G
Both Ravenclaws, awesome and quite quirky
Skipped their way
Down Diagon Alley
With Phyllis the poisonous snail

CHORUS:

Once a Phyllis
Always a Phyllis
A Phyllis she will be

Once a Phyllis
Always a Phyllis
A Phyllis she will be

Miss McKee she suddenly smiled
At the father of her yet to be child
"Oh Severus dear
How you brighten my year
I'm making an entrance in style!"

Though impassive in tone
Snape inwardly moaned
And swooped away on his bat like stride
“Flick it Ari! Flick the eyebrow!
And apologise!”

CHORUS:

“We’re already here”
“I’m already hungry”
“Shush no tutting!”
The witchard looked angry
“Quiet in the bookshop!”
Gwen innocently smiled
And Ari just rolled her eyes

Tweedle dum and tweedle dumber
“You’re not Angelina, you’re Arianna!”
 “Sure thing, butterfly wing!”
The creepy goth chick buys a snail

CHORUS:

How is that too obvious? Don’t you understand?
I could have hired out a big brass band,
And huge red arrows on a giant sign
For a party of the secret snail!

Awkward babies
With awkward cake
An awkward degree
And an awkward mistake

They live awkward jobs
Beneath awkward sun
They'll explode awkwardly above our heads
One by one.

CHORUS:

Malfoy almost surprised the wizarding nation
 Without saying “my father”
 For a whole conversation
Yet it wasn’t to be
For the ferret I see
That I have the misfortunate to know

That boy he’s so charming, such wit and such spark
I hope he gets raped and then eaten by a shark
But first can I shoot him, and push him off a bridge
Into the river below

 CHORUS:

Teapots are actually people too
Wasting their tea is a cruel thing to do
Don’t throw it out of a nearby window
Though it’s unlimited supply!

Yo yo. Hey ho. Listen to me go
If you can't catch up y'all all too slow.

Gwen tried to avoid Malfoy's coerced affection
By starting up a china cat collection
She promised to clean it every day of her life
Rather than become young Draco's wife

Yet Ari had a determined look in her eyes
"Cleaning china cats together
Is the perfect bonding exercise"
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Would it be worth it for a profiterole pasty?
Detention versus deliciousness
Firstie, it’s a nickname dear
Remember that Gwen knows best

What on earth is a Snickerdoodle?
Ninja? or a funeral director?
Steve Jobs or a Death Eater?
They’re probably all the same

CHORUS:

Dumbledore singing to Katy Perry
Bloody Baron’s dancing’s extraordinary
How many imaginary rainbows can I excrete?
Snape’s goldfish impression’s a treat

Umbridge looked on with an expression of distaste
It resided unending upon her face
“Hamburger, Chinese water torture”
And thus the year begins

CHORUS x2

10 comments:

  1. OH! FTW! This is BRILLIANT! and you RAPPED! *jaw drops* SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
    *ski;ps about and claps as she joins in singing* YAY!
    LOVE The song and I LOVE the lyrics. HAving read this epica fanfic that it is based off add all the more enjoyment to this piece. Well done Octa!
    ANd the ENDING! XDDDD
    EPICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *hugs tight* I LOVE IT ALL! I can see it now, a WHOLE MUSICAL starting with this song! You, Bryony,and QUinn will be FAMOUS ALL OVER THE WORLD! YAY! <3

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  2. YES AWESOME.

    This is really brilliant, Mr. Octa! :D Fantastic! It really fits the fanfic. Awesomesauce~ :D

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  3. OCTBOONA, YOU AMAZING LITTLE STARFISH!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SUPERSPECIALCHOCOLATEYFUDGECOATEDAWESOME!!!!!!!! THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH EXCLAMATION MARKS IN THE WORLD TO EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

    I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M STILL WRITING IN CAPS LOCK BUT THAT IS HOW HAPPY I AM!!!!!! CAN WE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE PUT THIS UP ON THE 2G1S SITE? PWETTY PWEASE?

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  4. OH MY GOD THAT... THAT IS... OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AND THE END!!!! OH GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!

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  5. OMG That is so AWESOME! You are so creative and hilarious and clever and everything good in the world! This is amazing! Love the lyrics!
    You are such a beautiful singer and you made your masterful debut today into your singing/acting/dancing career like a pro!

    This is spectacular, Octa. It is lovely to hear from you again, especially with your musical talent as a bonus! Thank you so much! This is amazing! :D

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  6. XD OMGGGGG!!!! Laughed SOOOOOO much Octa!

    :D Bure bloody brilliance!

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  7. かわいい!!!!!

    Octa, my dear, you are brilliant. And a trooper. Mostly for the last song. 101 in 1. Insanity I tell you. In-san-i-ty!

    And singing in front of people is scary, even if they're not in the room. Trust me, I know. I've also wanted to do some song stuff and post it but have been too scared too. Good for you for doing so.

    I also love the accent, just saying. (*^_^*)

    I hope to see more music from you.

    Blessed be,
    Miss Mary Hiashi

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  8. http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2012/06/what-superpower-would-you-have.html

    Liiiink~ XD

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